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Ain Demotivational Poster


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am, #250505
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm, #250486
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am, #246833
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm, #246812
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am, #246794
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am, #246622
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am, #246621
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm, #246617
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm, #226487
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm, #224911
D: I want my dad to join.


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm, #244067
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am, #234720
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm, #229543
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am, #229471
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm, #231428
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am, #59294
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am, #59000
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am, #58996
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am, #58989
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am, #58988
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am, #58972
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


CURSES - Foiled again!


TAGS: curses foiled again
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by apauling

Rod - November 4, 2009, 9:06 pm, #134198
A practical joke that shields from EMP!
amina - February 11, 2009, 11:11 pm, #58949
i thought this one was pretty funny XD
yon - January 5, 2009, 12:23 am, #49319
NO!! Bad Bad apauling puns are not funny!
dunc - November 16, 2008, 3:21 pm, #36852
...f*** you
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:22 pm, #5444
so funny!


MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Sho



STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.


TAGS: lego brick pain agony soul
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:17 am, #235164
Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.
Iconoclast - May 25, 2012, 10:08 pm, #235149
Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 7:09 pm, #235138
I still limp on cold days.
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 7:07 pm, #235137
Ahhh stray lego :(


LIFE -


TAGS: game death cards think again
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:21 pm, #226513
Golden! shared on fb
gas - December 8, 2011, 12:21 pm, #226457
..keep picking card5
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 10:26 am, #226456
There should be a heavy metal song about this m/om/


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm, #201903
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm, #156650
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am, #141656
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm, #141601
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm, #141596
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm, #141561
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm, #141557
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141553
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141552
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141551
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm, #141550
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm, #141547
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm, #141544
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm, #141541
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm, #141520
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm, #141519
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm, #234183
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm, #222268
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm, #222265
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm, #219196
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm, #218875
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm, #218533
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm, #218532
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am, #218529
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm, #257681
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm, #249089
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm, #249067
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


MOSH PIT - JUNIOR TRAINING FACILITY




TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am, #238327
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am, #237836
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237815
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am, #237765
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm, #237752
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237719
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


The pot of gold -


TAGS: beer rainbow
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Krickit

maoworks2 - May 1, 2013, 9:39 am, #245449
That's The Best I've Seen This Morning, Cheers 5 Cold L And Happy Hump Day.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:24 am, #245432
Beer - taste the rainbow! (#160133) 5(drunken)Ls


GUN SAFETY TRAINING -




HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am, #225600
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm, #225505
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


BRUNETTES -


TAGS: brunette train joke
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:38 pm, #257399
So terrible it deserves 5 lions plus. Lol. I love it!


THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.


TAGS: star trek captain
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Axis127

sacho - November 7, 2010, 9:09 pm, #201816
the hat could be sort of ahab from moby ***k. but the moustashe? i think not..
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:16 am, #126531
stop using ms paint for these, the quality goes in the toilet


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm, #236351
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm, #236234
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am, #236231
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #236230
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


DYING LEPRECHAUNS -


TAGS: leprechaun lightning rainbow nature
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sparkynator

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:34 pm, #223776
No pot of gold under this rainbow...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 6:42 pm, #223452
perfect. simply perfect.


ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm, #205000
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am, #204965
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am, #204964
yes, That IS spellchecked


Dust -




ETERNAL FACEPALM -




THOSE WHO SAY... -


TAGS: sunshine summer rain dance
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by steph1

Attheready - October 6, 2011, 4:55 pm, #224791
I made this my phone background. Helps keep things in perspective. Truly haunting.
steph1 - May 12, 2011, 3:18 am, #218476
thank you gentlemen - glad you like it - it even got a nice spin-off #134653
Reality Lord - May 11, 2011, 10:41 pm, #218469

yup.
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:32 pm, #218467
wow that is really nice!!!
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2011, 1:52 pm, #218441
This is my favorite of yours. Very good.


APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm, #231487
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm, #231474
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a s*d after you've had unprotected ***...


LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm, #236245
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by aPauling

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am, #167609
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm, #116103
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am, #84104
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm, #27397
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but d***, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am, #24137
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm, #23547
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY h**ter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm, #23203
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm, #23160
lol d*** i just noticed that shes soo h** seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm, #20564
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Matt

John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am, #114226
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am, #112987
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


GOD - Has a sick sense of humour.


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

Sean - April 13, 2011, 5:27 pm, #216343
Depeche Mode: "I don't want to start any blasphemous roumours but I think that God has a sick sense of humour and when I die I expect to find Him laughing."
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:26 pm, #216324
Dude, if this wasn't ph**oshopped, I will shatner myself. (passed tense of ****ner)


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm, #164077
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm, #164076
BAZINGA! 5/5


PHYSICS - It's like Math, if a year's worth of learning was shotgunned at your face. Every Class




MULTI-HUE BACON -


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am, #190349
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm, #249912

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm, #249911
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm, #249892

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm, #249891
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


Brain Enema -


TAGS: brain enema poopy ideas
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - August 29, 2013, 8:27 am, #249168
SFB is terminal, but Dr. Bobb's diagnosis is that you don't have it. In fact you gave him another poster idea (just submitted). Thanks!
Greeny - August 28, 2013, 9:05 pm, #249155
LOL
MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:37 pm, #249151
5LOL...would it help with my SFB Syndrome (**** for brains)?


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #71614
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am, #32807
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am, #10380
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm, #10012
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm, #7691
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm, #7680
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am, #7480
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm, #6780
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am, #6726
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by malVs

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm, #92858
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm, #92849
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm, #45585
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm, #1947
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


LOYALTY - its not the things we do its not the things we loose for we are here by your side, till the day we die


TAGS: pain may hurt
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by axe11154

rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm, #238482

post to twist as well.
GaryO - August 16, 2012, 1:38 pm, #238474
N-I-C-E


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am, #180394
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm, #100852
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm, #100848
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am, #100770
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am, #100768
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am, #100767
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am, #100741
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm, #100643
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm, #100639
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am, #233473
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am, #232712

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am, #232700
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


PARENTING - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: lion mountain encounter if you
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 9:54 pm, #238695
Thx Appreciate it
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:33 pm, #238692
Good for a first one. Because LMFAO! Hope you make more great ones and welcome to Motifake.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 10:18 am, #238677
Hey guys this is my first motifake hope you enjoy :)


PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by steph1

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm, #217565
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm, #217562
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm, #217552
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am, #217535
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am, #217525
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm, #217495
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm, #217477
5imply amazing


RAN INTO MY EX - Then I put it in reverse and did it again


TAGS: ran into ex reverse again
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 9:37 pm, #227716
I've never hidden my dislike of the "jokefake" genre....but, To each their own.
rerun - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm, #227715

I have made many jokefakes here. Far as I am concerned all is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 4:57 pm, #227709
Oh, we're still making jokefakes?.....yay (sarcasm)
sidestep22 - January 17, 2012, 3:23 pm, #227705
Budog: that may be another version of the joke. I a**umed car version based on the picture.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:42 am, #227569
I thought that had to do with guns sidestep22. I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
sidestep22 - January 13, 2012, 1:34 pm, #227546
Good, but the joke has more one line "I miss him/her sometimes."
holymoly - January 13, 2012, 10:30 am, #227543
love it... although Im more likely to be under the car than behind the wheel


Dogs are Gentlemen -




BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.


TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

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genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am, #221970
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am, #221922
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am, #221920
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!


IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...




IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.




INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

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CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm, #175951
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm, #175818
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm, #175817
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm, #175815
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.


TAGS: misery pain life isa b****
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:25 pm, #203007
Beautiful.


BUST A MOVE - Dance like the world is watching and you do not care.


TAGS: elaine seinfeld
Rating: 3.94/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 10:43 pm, #239274
Burst. Bust is colloquial.


TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military


TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am, #236197
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm, #235813
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm, #178784
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm, #178782
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm, #153767
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm, #121917
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm, #121916
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm, #118401
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am, #91447
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am, #76057
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm, #75396
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am, #56066
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm, #56016
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am, #55825
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am, #55799
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm, #55782
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm, #55730
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm, #50198
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am, #50034
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am, #49956
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am, #49948
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49933
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49931
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psych**ic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am, #49930
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant a** hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am, #49424
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am, #49423
well no **** murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am, #49420
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am, #49419
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am, #49413
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am, #49409
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am, #49404
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little b****.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am, #49403
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am, #49395
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am, #49390
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random ***k on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am, #49389
your not writing ****! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am, #49386
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am, #49385
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am, #49383
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am, #49382
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am, #49381
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am, #49379
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am, #49374
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am, #49372
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am, #49354
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do ****. yer gonna keep posting bull**** on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am, #49352
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47518
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47517
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am, #47514
oh man, that's a false dich**omy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am, #47510
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am, #47508
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist ***ks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am, #47146
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm, #47131
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am, #46562
way to go a**f***s. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm, #46269
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after ***king around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am, #44297
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm, #44196
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm, #42710
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm, #42708
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm, #42607
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am, #42493
f***in Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am, #42484
Zed, SHUT THE f*** UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm, #42228
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




CATS - They're not man's best friend for a reason.


TAGS: cats brains
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:35 pm, #257398
Looks an awful lot like the inside of my cat 's head. Lol


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

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Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am, #202886
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am, #202883
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm, #202846
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm, #202843
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm, #202838
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm, #202832
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm, #202822

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm, #202804
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am, #202795
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am, #202794
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am, #202792
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm, #202778
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202777
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202776
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm, #202775
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm, #202774
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm, #202773
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm, #202771
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm, #202770
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm, #202769

or telling the difference


WHERE WERE YOU - when Lindsay Lohan sneezed?




WE DON'T STOP PLAYING - Because we grow old, We grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: old play rain fun
Rating: 4.89/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 9:04 pm, #226180
Don't forget to upload this one to Philosophy Wall and Moti-Twist as well


SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained


TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

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Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm, #204056
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm, #27215
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm, #24376
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm, #24324
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!


Why Are You There? -


TAGS: twain
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:38 am, #245860
nice


DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART... - Within a Few Weeks in Captivity, They Train People to Throw them Fish & Applaud them while Eating


TAGS: smart dolphins train people
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2012, 8:54 am, #227339

douglas adams said it best... "so long and thanks for all the fish"


YOUTH -




THE DREAMS -




GUINNESS -


TAGS: guinness truck rainbow wytch
Rating: 3.86/5

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GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:18 pm, #222942
Yeeess...So?
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:04 am, #222923
Unless it's Guinness Draught. I swear to God they brew that stuff with ground up pencil lead.


AIR FORCE TRAINING -




RELATIVITY EXPLAINED -


TAGS: einstein explained
Rating: 4.85/5

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otakugiant - April 20, 2011, 2:09 pm, #216875
Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:22 pm, #216830
K... Even though the equation is really only for calculating energy, you can change it to calculate time. So therefor if you have negative mass... Then yes... According to this equation THEORETICALLY you could smath cars before they were built...
Barkjr - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm, #216428
I still don't get it :)
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:34 pm, #216396
The day rednecks find this kind of technology, we'll cry tears of joy... just like I did when I saw this poster.. 5 wormholes of monster madness!
Mahomygod - April 14, 2011, 3:18 pm, #216389
I blame myself... the approval ratio was fairly high before I submitted mine. d*** my cursedness!
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216387
Yah, sure, right. Well, you know what they say? Great minds think alike.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2011, 1:24 pm, #216383
Thank you for this poster Air. I had to wade through 30 posters of utter sh*t before i saw this and actually laughed. Glad to see some peeps still try instead of just making garbage and submitting it. 5L BTW


Statistics -




LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it


TAGS: love worth time and pain
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm, #222183
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm, #222123
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am, #222108
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am, #222103
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am, #222094
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am, #222085
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm, #222067
5uperb
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm, #222058
5ad but true..


REBUILDING -


TAGS: loss pain rebuild dreams reality
Rating: 4.63/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm, #243665
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm, #242456
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm, #225735
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm, #225724
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am, #225720
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm, #225705
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm, #225700
Nice!


You Bastards! -


TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.57/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm, #249917
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm, #249894
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm, #249507
5 lions. got more of these, nk?


HISTORY -




THINKING - Outside the box.


TAGS: rubic s cube paint
Rating: 4.35/5

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forseti - April 14, 2010, 3:48 pm, #171293
Also solving Rubik's Cube is not that hard (if you read the tutorial once) i like this! 5 from me! ;)


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

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Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm, #112620
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


HE IS AMUSED -


TAGS: snake can entertaining
Rating: 4.88/5

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Hawamleh - June 9, 2012, 8:29 am, #236075
5l and do please post to religifake !
Sho - June 8, 2012, 8:47 pm, #236028
5L XD
mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:01 pm, #236003
yeah, right...
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 4:45 pm, #236001
LMAO! 5L


IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




16 Lane Highway -




NOT ALL SCARS SHOW - Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain someone feels.


TAGS: scar heal pain wound
Rating: 4.5/5

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Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:06 pm, #241927
Always smile... :) :(
M0rd3kaI - February 28, 2012, 8:34 am, #230272
You couldn't choose a better picture to match the wording. Excellent, Melancholy and profound... Just how it should be done. 5 unseen lion scars.
mariand - September 24, 2011, 6:21 pm, #224535
nice one...
house - September 24, 2011, 8:28 am, #224528
Absolutely Awesome LA. 5 very emotional scars for you


YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED, YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED, HAVE A NICE DAY -


TAGS: pzy scenery mountains beauty trolling
Rating: 3.61/5

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alex4digiprod2 - November 18, 2011, 11:56 am, #225921
No.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 8, 2011, 12:41 am, #225627
Oh, wait, now I get it. Those periods slipped by me. I thought I had to read the first & last words of every line
alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:09 pm, #225559
You is the first word first sentance lost is last of first, the is first of the next and game is the last of the last. = You lost the game...d***
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:23 pm, #225541
I don't get it. Please emphasize your explanation.


ROCKY MOUNTAIN - High


TAGS: cocaine colorado john denver
Rating: 4.67/5

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hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:42 am, #211027
So, according to this map,Ohio is considered the nerdiest because of the high use of Libraries. I lived in Dayton.While in the library, I noticed that the high use reflects the amount of homeless people coming in to stay warm or get out of the rain!
Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:33 am, #210972
I'm moving to Idaho!
ICEMAN - January 27, 2011, 1:34 am, #210963
Don't count out Arizona.
TheABC - January 27, 2011, 1:26 am, #210960
I love Idaho :) our only problem is weak government influence, and that doesn't even matter... the only state with more guns is texas, and we don't take crap from them liberals
tryal - January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm, #210878
ummm Massachusetts actually has the best drivers....everywhere else just sucks really really bad
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:52 pm, #210872
Sickly is like, anorexic, unhealthy, unfit, wasting away. Poorest health means they've got heart problems, birth defects, genetic diseases etc...
Airman - January 26, 2011, 10:44 am, #210863
because they can
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:52 pm, #210823
Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?


CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?


TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.29/5

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MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm, #229235
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am, #229195
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am, #229194
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am, #229192
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm, #229086
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229075
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)


NEW ORLEANS SAINTS - No Superbowl for you!




IRISH ROULETTE -




INSANITY -


TAGS: insane in the brain
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:26 am, #241313
thanks space... this is from my early days here on motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:24 am, #241308
Especially when it disturbs the wrong people at the wrong time. 5
spacedog - September 9, 2011, 6:22 pm, #224129
Nice one.


A LITTLE TEST OF SEAWORTHINESS -


TAGS: navy captain ensign
Rating: 4.95/5

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Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:05 am, #221665
Classic! 5Ls to ya. Once in a great while we would get a new Ensign or a Middie with some spunk but they were few and far between...
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm, #221641
This coming from an Airman. Go figure. 5


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

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tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am, #234918
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm, #234849
5L for indisputable truth.


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

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Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm, #221397
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm, #221351
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


LITIGATION KITTY -


TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm, #221889
LOL
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm, #221802
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am, #221770
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.


LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am, #193530
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm, #193165
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm, #193156
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am, #193139
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


BEER - Taste the rainbow.




Expendability -


TAGS: trek captain kirk spock
Rating: 2.48/5
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:34 am, #90525
It's McCoy, right? He's been dead for a decade. R.I.P.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: easier smile explain sad
Rating: 4.52/5

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mariand - December 7, 2011, 3:19 am, #226428
nice


RUNNING OF THE BULLS -




FERRARI TANK - Send your enemies stampeding over each other in fear. In style.




THE GAME - You just lost it.




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